KITTENS! Did you miss me? I missed you! So much! Like crazy! I had an aces vacation though. I got to see Italy for the very first time. I got to wade into the Mediterranean Sea for the very first time. I ate pretty much every carb I could find across five countries. I learned that instead of exchanging our worthless dollars for Euros, Americans should just bring suitcases full of Converse and Coca-Cola to barter with instead. And, of course, I took lots and lots of pictures. Pictures of the beautiful Tuscan landscape. Pictures of the impossibly azure water. Pictures of food, glorious food. And, yes, even a few pictures of myself. (If you’re so inclined, you can catch a few of my holiday snaps over at Ms. Snarker Regrets.) What I learned is that taking good pictures is hard and that I should probably stick to this word thing. But that’s not to dissuade others from lifting a lens. And, if the lady behind said lens happens to be lovely herself – like the luscious Rosario Dawson – well, all the better. Say cheese, darlings.Marion Cotillard
Light, camera, drool.
Naomi Watts
My what a big…lens you have. Yes, lens, definitely lens.
Diane Kruger
This is exactly how I looked reviewing my vacation pictures in the hotel room. And by “exactly,” I mean that I too had a suitcase and a camera.
Kristen Bell
Some Kristens seen perennially sunny in front of a camera.
Kristen Stewart
Some do not.
Helena Bonham Carter
Oh, Helena, if I was wearing that outfit I’d insist on being the one behind the camera as well.
Penelope Cruz
There should, however, be some sort of law that Penelope only gets to be on the receiving end of a camera lens.
Mena Suvari
Where’d she go? Remember when she was everywhere?
Drew Barrymore
Hey, it’s Thursday. And nothing says, “Welcome back from vacation,” like a little Gender Fuck.
Light, camera, drool.Naomi Watts
My what a big…lens you have. Yes, lens, definitely lens.Diane Kruger
This is exactly how I looked reviewing my vacation pictures in the hotel room. And by “exactly,” I mean that I too had a suitcase and a camera.Kristen Bell
Some Kristens seen perennially sunny in front of a camera.Kristen Stewart
Some do not.Helena Bonham Carter
Oh, Helena, if I was wearing that outfit I’d insist on being the one behind the camera as well.Penelope Cruz
There should, however, be some sort of law that Penelope only gets to be on the receiving end of a camera lens.Mena Suvari
Where’d she go? Remember when she was everywhere?Drew Barrymore
Hey, it’s Thursday. And nothing says, “Welcome back from vacation,” like a little Gender Fuck.It’s good to be back, kittens. It’s good to be back.
