Annual Reminder That Sampras And Federer Are Nerds

Just in case you caught a Gatorade or Rolex commercial with Pete Sampras and/or Roger Federer and actually thought for a second they were cool, here is your annual reminder:



Ah yes, the classic fist pound/high five folly, guaranteeing failure on every social level. You can almost see this interaction happening with them in high school, and continuing on with them giggling awkwardly and then comparing World Of Warcraft screen names. The jock in me is having trouble not kicking sand in their faces and stealing their girlfriends.

On a side note: Hey, finally an excuse to add "tennis" as a tag, for all of you rabid, blood-thirsty enthusiasts out there!

Annual Reminder That Sampras And Federer Are Nerds

Just in case you caught a Gatorade or Rolex commercial with Pete Sampras and/or Roger Federer and actually thought for a second they were cool, here is your annual reminder:



Ah yes, the classic fist pound/high five folly, guaranteeing failure on every social level. You can almost see this interaction happening with them in high school, and continuing on with them giggling awkwardly and then comparing World Of Warcraft screen names. The jock in me is having trouble not kicking sand in their faces and stealing their girlfriends.

On a side note: Hey, finally an excuse to add "tennis" as a tag, for all of you rabid, blood-thirsty enthusiasts out there!

ZCD Podcast Episode 005: "Fear And Loathing In Atlantic City!"

In episode 5, Jordan and Taylor are joined by Matt Byun to discuss their lost weekend of crazed debauchery in Atlantic City. Gambling addictions, fights with waiters, Go Kart mishaps, legendary drinking games, toll booth failures...this one's got it all, folks. Plus, "HooAh or Hate" with some of the best moments from the trip! Pop the hangover aspirin and take a listen!!!

ZCD Podcast Episode 005: "Fear And Loathing In Atlantic City!"

In episode 5, Jordan and Taylor are joined by Matt Byun to discuss their lost weekend of crazed debauchery in Atlantic City. Gambling addictions, fights with waiters, Go Kart mishaps, legendary drinking games, toll booth failures...this one's got it all, folks. Plus, "HooAh or Hate" with some of the best moments from the trip! Pop the hangover aspirin and take a listen!!!

Jeff Van Gundy's Blank Stare Can See Directly Into Your Soul

Quick! Clear your mind so he can't read your thoughts!!!

Jeff Van Gundy's Blank Stare Can See Directly Into Your Soul

Quick! Clear your mind so he can't read your thoughts!!!

ZCD Podcast Episode 004: "Romance!"

In episode 4, Jordan and Taylor toss on the cologne, pick up the roses, and bring out the roofalin to discuss what they know best: Romance! Listen to them explain why romantic comedies stink, and what married smooth talk sounds like! Plus, "HooAh or Hate" with romance novels and "setting the mood" music! Hubba hubba!!!

ZCD Podcast Episode 004: "Romance!"

In episode 4, Jordan and Taylor toss on the cologne, pick up the roses, and bring out the roofalin to discuss what they know best: Romance! Listen to them explain why romantic comedies stink, and what married smooth talk sounds like! Plus, "HooAh or Hate" with romance novels and "setting the mood" music! Hubba hubba!!!

A VERY Heavy Bertation Tonight

Wow.

A VERY Heavy Bertation Tonight

Wow.

Real Life Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Van!

My search for a dream car is over.

You may be familiar with this:



Behold...the real life incarnation! Some college girl named Brittney was obsessed with playing with her cousin's Ninja Turtle toys, so she decided to make her own true to life Ninja Turtle van playset. This is an unbelievable use of time, money, and smarts, which will have every pimply, nostalgic nerd chasing this thing like a greyhound. Apparently the inside is laid out with turtle toys as well, pushing this thing straight from "Oh that's kinda cool" to "Holy crap, why isn't this in a museum?"

Foot clan, watch your asses.

Real Life Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Van!

My search for a dream car is over.

You may be familiar with this:



Behold...the real life incarnation! Some college girl named Brittney was obsessed with playing with her cousin's Ninja Turtle toys, so she decided to make her own true to life Ninja Turtle van playset. This is an unbelievable use of time, money, and smarts, which will have every pimply, nostalgic nerd chasing this thing like a greyhound. Apparently the inside is laid out with turtle toys as well, pushing this thing straight from "Oh that's kinda cool" to "Holy crap, why isn't this in a museum?"

Foot clan, watch your asses.