Vacation Vixens: Emma Thompson & Helena Bonham Carter

Looks like Sybil Trelawney and Bellatrix LeStrange went through kind of an experimental phase in college.

Vacation Vixen: Olivia Wilde

All I know is that is one lucky fucking table.

Vacation Vixen: Michelle Krusiec

If you aren’t still a little in love with Michelle from “Saving Face,” then you’re just flat-out lying to yourself.

Vacation Vixen: Alex Kingston

I am so simultaneously confused and amazed and enthralled by this season of “Dr. Who.” But the one thing I know for 100 percent certain is Alex Kingston is the best thing things sliced bread, buttered toast, French toast and any other kind of bread-based meal you can think of.

Vacation Vixen: Sasha Alexander

Kittens, I’m on vacation again. But don’t worry, it’s just for a quick week. I’m popping back home for a long-overdue family visit. But while I’m away, as always, I will leave you with the variety of vivacious Vacation Vixens to view. But, because I love you, I will do my best to still bring you this week’s Rizzoli & Isles Subtext Recap. It also may be because I seem to be a little unclear on the definition of the word “vacation.” So, please enjoy the scrumptious Sasha Alexander today. And come back to AfterEllen tomorrow for a recap of tonight’s episode.

Vacation Vixen: Frankie Rayder, Liv Tyler & Eva Mendes

So it’s the last day of my vacation. Why not go out with a threeway?

Vacation Vixen: Noomi Rapace

But I did not go to Sweden during any part of my vacation. Pity.

Vacation Vixen: Sophia Loren

I went to Italy for part of my vacation, how could I not?

Vacation Vixen: Tilda Swinton

Even the back of her head is fucking fascinating.

Vacation Vixen: Beyoncé

Beyoncé’s thighs should be registered as a national treasure.

Vacation Vixen: Michelle Rodriguez

I think M-Rod’s Pocahontas is showing. And, strangely enough, that’s not a euphemism.

Vacation Vixen: Deborah Ann Woll

This is not a tank top. Will you ever forgive me?

Vacation Vixen: Amy Poehler

No panda could ever be sad around Amy. Especially not a panda who is copping a little feel.

Vacation Vixen: Pam Grier

To paraphrase Kit Porter, “Damn, baby girl. Damn.”

Vacation Vixen: Mary-Louise Parker

What are things that if they were in my bed would cause me to never leave it for $1,000, Alex.

Vacation Vixen: Susan Sarandon

Whenever I see Susan, I feel bad for Tim Robbins. Dude, you lost her? Bummer for you.

Vacation Vixen: Sandra Bullock

What? It’s a Tuesday.

Vacation Vixen: Naya Rivera

It’s been a whole week since Naya was crowned the new AfterEllen Hot 100 champion, so I just thought I’d check. Yep, still hot like fire. Proceed.

Vacation Vixen: Kate Winslet

Remember when I said how much I loved Kate’s new shorter crop? I was wrong. So, so wrong.

Vacation Vixen: Alex Kingston

I will forever and always hear the word “spoilers” in Alex’s voice. Believe me, sweetie, this is a very good thing.