Award season means one thing. No, not a run on seaweed wraps and protein shakes in the greater Los Angeles area. It means its SGALGG time. And thanks to its free-flowing alcohol, the Golden Globes are usually an excellent breeding ground for Straight Gals Acting Like Gay Gals behavior. Consider it SGALGGGG. Let Lea Michele, Jenna Ushkowitz and Dianna Agron will show everyone how it’s done.Jeanne Tripplehorn & Drew Barrymore
I think Drew is confused about how to give a proper hickey.
Mo’Nique & Nicole Kidman
In my head, Mo’Nique has made a filthy proposition to Nicole and Nicole is, well, seriously considering it.
Anna Paquin & Deborah Ann Woll
Now if Sookie and Jessica were an item instead of boring old Bill, maybe I’d watch “True Blood.”
Suzy Amis & Sigourney Weaver
You do not know how much I wish Sigourney would put her arm around me like that.
Amy Poehler & Tina Fey
Their shows didn’t win anything. So I’ll let Amy comfort my wife in special, private ways for the night.
Leslie Bibb & Molly Simms
Either a SGALGG moment or the beginning of Hands Across America.
Lisa Edelstein & Olivia Wilde
Lisa is totally giving Olivia a fuck me face. Can you blame her?
Olivia Wilde & unknown guest
I commend this lady’s desperate attempts to get SGALGGy with Olivia. Can you blame her?
Naya Rivera & Heather Morris
Brittana lives!
BONUS: Critics’ Choice Movie Awards SGALGG
Meryl Streep & Sandra Bullock
Kissing it out is the new hugging it out. Pass it on.
I think Drew is confused about how to give a proper hickey.Mo’Nique & Nicole Kidman
In my head, Mo’Nique has made a filthy proposition to Nicole and Nicole is, well, seriously considering it.Anna Paquin & Deborah Ann Woll
Now if Sookie and Jessica were an item instead of boring old Bill, maybe I’d watch “True Blood.”Suzy Amis & Sigourney Weaver
You do not know how much I wish Sigourney would put her arm around me like that.Amy Poehler & Tina Fey
Their shows didn’t win anything. So I’ll let Amy comfort my wife in special, private ways for the night.Leslie Bibb & Molly Simms
Either a SGALGG moment or the beginning of Hands Across America.Lisa Edelstein & Olivia Wilde
Lisa is totally giving Olivia a fuck me face. Can you blame her?Olivia Wilde & unknown guest
I commend this lady’s desperate attempts to get SGALGGy with Olivia. Can you blame her?Naya Rivera & Heather Morris
Brittana lives!BONUS: Critics’ Choice Movie Awards SGALGG
Meryl Streep & Sandra Bullock
Kissing it out is the new hugging it out. Pass it on.
p.s. Anyone know who that lady was who was part of a very GGALGG moment with Jane Lynch at the Golden Globes? Inquiring lesbians want to know.
UPDATE: Mystery solved! Though no small amount of stalking sleuthing, I (with help from an army of nosy lesbians) was able to discover that Jane Lynch did indeed bring her girlfriend, Lara Embry, to the Golden Globes, kissed her girlfriend when Glee won and plans to wed her girlfriend in May. Mazel tov, ladies. [Hat tip, Andrea, Jst_a_Grrl, Rachel and — of course — The Linster!]
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